When you are in my head...thinking like I do...saying what I feel..planning what I see...how is it that we speak the same language on totally different levels? I do not know nor understand the logic in wisdom nor do I want to change what is in my mind. A thought...a word...an idea....do they not all come from knowledge? This is for you...the ones who want to be more..say more...do more....JUST DO IT...there is no reason for you to sway from a dream...

Long day...of wrongs and pains...it was touched and not made gold...how could it get any worse...then...the day ends..the madness is still there waiting for another day...

the phone rings..............Hey You....It is so good to hear your voice!

here is a thought..........a woman walks up to a man...."what are those things you are holding."..he looks down embarrassed...."well.....looks to be my" he swallows...."my...dreams and fantasies after a long marriage...." she says..."why do you hold them in your hands" he looks down at them again..."my wife gave them back to me because she said i was not going to need them anymore"...the woman smiles...."why do you not use them somewhere else"...he looks her in the eye........."because I love my wife...she is all the hopes and dreams and fantasies that I need to have anymore......these are just the ones that I had left over after she made them come true"

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second
person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the
toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down
there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to
ask
you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 35 success is . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . .. . having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. . not piddling in your pants.

The mice got out...running all over...and into my room....UGH...that is it...they are gone...taking them all back....lost all 4 of them....2 turtles....and some fish on that trip to the pet store..................I guess my ear piercing screams finally brought on some action....but that song keeps sitting in my head as I see traces of "mouse" all over....The mice go marching one by one....Oh God...OH God...the mice go marching one by one....OH GOD...OH GOD....the mice go marching one by one....the little one stops to say....this is the POOP END!...and they all go marching down...to be found...on the ground.....poop poop poop!...hehe...I WIN!!