The secret is out....I have the fungus bungus...
What is this you ask???..
A desease....
Oh no...not a desease...
Yes..it is....and I have it...
Is it contagious?
OHhhh yes...beware...
I have had this my whole life..
and it gets worse with age...
What does it do to you, you ask...
it makes you laugh....
laugh you say...
the kind of laughter that makes you cry, snort, turn shades of red...breathless...comedic...
those around you stare...
smile...
giggle...
and then laugh out loud...
and then....
they too...catch the fungus bungus...
enjoy...

How do you know when you open your eyes, what you see is going to be real?
How do you know that what you want, will really ever happen?
How do you know that what makes you feel desire, is really yours?
How do you know that what you're feeling, is supposed to be?
How do you know that what you think you lack, is not there for a reason?
How do you know that when you feel love, that is it not all an illusion?
How do you know that when you hear those words, that they are only from a passion?
How do you know that when the end is near, that the power of knowledge disappears?
How do you know that when you cry, it is not out of pain?
How do you know when you hear the truth, no matter who is saying it?
How do you know that life is yours to control, when everything seems to not be?
How do you know that what you hear is real, the truth, love, feeling, passion, wonderous, magical, mysterious, friendship, forever?

You Don't.

SUPERMAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

I am stealing an idea from the captain..but I am sure he is used to being pillaged once in a while...hehehehehe...garrrr ...

These are some facts about me that only the ones who KNOW me will already recognize...

1) I am writing a book. I too have terrible penmanship...so bad that my children's teachers send back letters from me or things that I have signed and make me write them again....hehehhe. OOPSIE!

2) I own dresses, but have not been anywhere in maybe 15 years to wear one. (Plus that would involve shaving ALL the time...heheh)..

3) I love new ideas, new people, new thoughts, new voices, new words, new memories, and new experiences...

4)I do not eat any kind of foreign animal...you know...deer, wild turkey, rodents, squirrels, raccoons, fish, rabbit,home grown chickens or turkeys, anything on a bone still, any part of a chicken that is not a leg, thigh, or breast, and it has to be DEAD!!!

5) Breakfast is not a meal...it is an idea...I think about it..I perhaps walk in and look for something...but it is just toooooo early to try to put something edible together for human consumption...

6)My instincts are always right..unless they are wrong.....

7) Bleach....I am a bleach-aholic....I use bleach everywhere...wash dishes in it, spray on furniture, carpets, bathroom...kitchen, beds, door knobs, keyboard, laundry....just not my hair....

8) I have a desire to fly...to feel that weightless feeling of falling...often I get this feeling while driving...off of a bridge...

9) When I was younger, in high school...I never once said a cuss word or littered...I can say...my first profane word came when I was in relationship with dear old hubby! (Wonder why??)

10)I am not going to say what arouses me....that is for me to know.....hehehe

11) I have only been to a bar once in my life..on my birthday..I was the one who was not drinking..watching the Kereokee(?) singers try really hard to sound like something other than a dog howling at the moon...the bartender said to me..."Welcome to my world!" Him and I, we had a great night....funny how you can laugh at others...right in their faces!!!!!!!

12) My favorite food is meat...yes even though earlier I said I don't each much...I crave meat..STEAK...Protien....yummmmmmmmy!!!

13)I am a 37 year old student just going back to school after many years.....and I have A's in both of my classes in the last week of them....

Continue this thread...what are your facts?

Driving on a certain road going a certain speed...we used to hit this dip in the road that would make our stomachs feel all tingly...when we would hit the green light we would say, "Whoopie!" as we hit the dip and felt the ohhh nice feeling in our tummy...when we hit the red light, we would be sad..my mom got to the point where she would try to slow down enough to always make the green light....had to have that one "Whoopie" of the day...to keep us happy...
Hope you all have a "whoopie" in your day too...